A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The panda eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, shoots the bartender, and begins to walk out. The bartender says, “Why did you do that?” The panda replies, “Look me up in the dictionary.” The bartender opens the dictionary and reads: “Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats…[Read more]

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